This is unreal. This is surreal. I don't know what to do! I don't know what to say! What does this mean!? Oh, shit, they're going ahead with it anyway. What did I expect? That Ross would say "Hey, Rach! Come on up here and I'll marry you instead!" Of course that wouldn't happen. What the hell was I thinking? I wasn't thinking, that was the thing. Why did I ever come to London in the first place? It was ridiculous to think I could stop anything. Especially after what went on between us. I mean, we can never go back there. Can we...?
Damnit, Rachel! Get yourself together. The man is married now. A technicality, I realize, but still. He's married. Why is everyone starring at me?! They're all starring at me. Oh God, I feel like such an idiot. Okay, everyone. STOP STARRING. I didn't make him say it. He just said it! I had no idea, really.
I need a new pair of black boots.
Oh, and maybe a new sweater. Green, I'm thinking. Green, like me. Greene.
Oh God. ROSS SAID RACHEL!!!!