I was at the rehersal dinner and just did my toast. Got all sad because I missed home. I MISS YOU PHOEBE!! And the babies too!
So we talked for a bit. She liked my accent. I talked New York for her.
"Forget about it." and the very popular for me, "How you doin?"
We went up to her room, but I stopped by my room to puick up some strawberries and wine. Planned to do things London-style.
Chandler was in bed and asked for one of his condoms...man that guy just gets weirder and wierder. What was he doing? Or do I even want to know?
Anyway...we had some wine, i traced the strawberries down ther body...won't go into detail because I am a gentlemen.
Phoebe told me we had to stop Rachel from seeing Ross, but Chandler screwed it up. He was distracted by a pretty girl. That Chandler.
*off looks* That's my story and I'm sticking to it.
Ross said Rachel! Ross said Rachel! What are they gonna do now? He's married to Emily now.
I leave you with the pick-up line of the day:
"I saw you from across the room and thought 'She's so beautiful, I have to ask for her number or I'll regret it for the rest of my life.'"